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i worship the two real gods: J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin (no longer vvhatthefaq)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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kassie-in-neverland:

theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

I liked this video by the thumbnail alone.

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bobert101:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

"talk dirty to me"

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awwww did i UPSET YOU???

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You are fucking awesome.

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

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itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

illbeyourmartyr literally u

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